- Wake up! Feeling a little ratchet. Little achy and creaky from sleeping on my s-h-i-t-t-y mattress that Im trying to get my warrantee to fix.
- Roll outta bed, slip on my cheetah print slippers and bathrobe, kiss my dog and then make my way to the bathroom.
- Wash my face, brush my teeth and put dry shampoo in my hair and become somewhat presentable to take blood pressures and give injections all day.
- Turn on hot water to make tea or french press for basic af coffee.
- Put my prepped lunch in my lunch box! Take vitamins and eat my strawberry flakes cereal if I have time lol
- Give my dog another kiss and throw on my scrubs for the day.
- Drive to work. Treat patients for boo boos. Drive home (unless its a school day or gym day).
- Roll up to the crib and try to find a close parking spot.
- Let little fur baby out for a walk.
- Get back to the house and snack on some crackers or pretzels before cooking dinner (usually chicken or something easy).
- Prep for the next day. Make lunch, maybe do laundry.
- I do this weird thing where I don’t make my bed in the AM but I make it when I get home before I get in it a few hours later? idk weird OCD sh*t.
- If I don’t have hw or other random stuff to do, I make some tea and eat my dinner (my dog is definitely in my lap).
- ANNNDDDD the best part of my day…. Watching Real Housewives of Salt Lake City before bed time.
So thats it folks! This is how my typical weekday/night goes. Unless I’m in class for EMT, need to run errands OR getting gains at the gym. I see this GRWM trend all over socials, so thought I would make a blog edition LMAO. PeAcE I’m off to switch my laundry and prep my strawberry flakes (yep. I literally put out the bowl AND the spoon SO WHAT).

This chick is toasted.